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😂 Will this make you a sex god? Not guaranteed… but close.

Why Woodie?

Fast & Easy: Online intake → provider approval in 24 hrs

Private AF: No awkward doctor visits. No small talk 🕶️

Discreet: Plain box 📦, spicy results inside

Affordable: Generics = same meds, less 💸

Proven: FDA-approved, provider-prescribed

All-in-One Pricing: One price covers doctor evaluation, unlimited provider chat, 24/7 support, and your meds

Your price includes everything

🩺 Doctor Evaluation

💬 Unlimited Chat

🌙 24/7 Support

💊 Meds Included

📦 Discreet Delivery

🧠 Myths vs Facts

🚫 Myth: ED and PE are rare.

✅ Fact: They are very common and very treatable. You are not alone and you are not broken.

🚫 Myth: Getting medication is embarrassing.

✅ Fact: What is actually embarrassing is letting a fixable problem linger. Woodie is private, online, and judgment-free. Real providers. Real results.

🚫 Myth: Buying meds online is sketchy.

✅ Fact: Woodie uses FDA-approved medications, licensed U.S. providers, and U.S. pharmacies. Discreet shipping. Transparent pricing.

🚀 How It Works

NOW → Pick your treatment 🛒


TODAY → Complete quick online intake 🧑‍💻


WITHIN 24 HOURS → Licensed provider reviews 👨‍⚕️


3–5 DAYS → Meds ship discreetly 📦

AFTER THAT → Confidence unlocked 🔑✨

ONGOING → Unlimited chat with your provider + 24/7 support 💬🌙

❓ FAQs

Is Woodie legit?

Absolutely. Real doctors, real prescriptions, real results.
Everything is FDA approved and pharmacy filled in the US. ✅

How discreet is shipping?

Don’t sweat it. The box is painfully boring. 📦
No logos, no hints, nothing spicy.
Even Karen won’t clock it. 🕵️‍♀️

Do I need to see a doctor in person?

Nope. The entire visit happens online. 💻
A licensed provider reviews your intake and sends your treatment if appropriate.

How fast will I get my meds?

Most people are approved within 24 hours.
Packages usually arrive in 3 to 5 days. ⏱️

Will this really work?

For most men, yes.
These are proven, FDA approved treatments with decades of data. 📚

Will this turn me into a sex god?

Sorry king, the talent is on you. 👑
We just help with endurance.

What if my package gets spotted?

Highly unlikely.
The packaging looks like something from an office supply store.
Karen stays clueless. 🙈

Do I need insurance?

No insurance needed.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yep. No contracts or weird fine print.
Pause, skip, or cancel whenever you want. 🔓

Can I chat with my provider?

Always.
Unlimited messaging and 24/7 support. 💬✨
Ask anything, anytime.

Will this make me a sex god? → Not guaranteed, but your odds just went way up. 🍀🔥

Will my neighbor know? → Only if you brag about it. 🤫

Will this make me a sex god? → Not guaranteed, but your odds just went way up. 🍀🔥

Your confidence starts here.

FDA-approved. All-in-one price (doctor + meds + support). Discreet delivery.

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